Thursday, 17 October 2013

The Slip Confession

From a Robert Downey Jr. Fan:

A few years ago while vacationing down in Southern California a few friends and I were spending a few days in Malibu.  On one miraculous occasion we were walking around window shopping when who should I see but Robert Downey Jr. coming out of a shoe store. I'm freaking out cause he's a dreamy silver fox right? So we hurry over to try to get near him (but casually, ya know, so as to be cool). I'm beyond myself that I'm kinda bouncing up and down and breathlessly introduce myself and go for a handshake, not realizing that as I bounce and reach out, I some how manage to free my right boob from my shirt.  And of course in his dead pan casual way he simply says, "You might want to put that away...."

Sunday, 13 October 2013

Gut It Confession

From a Hunger Games Fan:

My dad recently went fishing and decided to bring his catch home (usually we catch and release). Today when he decided to gut it, I walked in right as he was finishing and said, "No! Did you just finish!?"

"Yeah"

"Dang it I wanted to watch!"

"Why?"

"What if I end up in the Hunger Games and I need to know how to survive!?"

"Are you signing up for that?"

"No, dad...its a book."

"You're insane."

Thanks dad.

Thursday, 10 October 2013

The Couldn't Contain It Confession

From an Andrew Belle Fan:

Earlier this summer I went to see one of my favourite artists Andrew Belle. A week before going I tweeted him that he needed to play "Oh My Stars" at the concert. In the middle of the show the rest of the band steps down and he pulls of his acoustic and starts playing the song. I squealed and started to cry. Half the place turned and looked at me cause the show was held in a lounge.

Downto(w)n Confession

From a Downton Abby Fan:


I talk and text about Downton Abbey so often that the auto-correct on my iPhone changes 'downtown' to Downton. 

Sunday, 6 October 2013

What would I Say Confession

From a Twilight Fan:

I go on long fishing trips with my dad. Most of the time I can't help but wonder if there are vampires (especially Edward) out in the woods around the streams we are fishing in. Sometimes, I think to myself, "What would I say!?"

The NickelHuff Confession

From a SF Giants Fan:

I HATE Nickelback but Aubrey Huff used one of their songs as his walk up music. Naturally, I immediately downloaded it and since his retirement I get a little misty eyed whenever I hear it.